George is so very funny. Like lol. 

This is fun stuff!
Thank you George, rest in peace. You certainly earned it!


now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. ‘For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.’

If you didn’t know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you’d seen.

They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be OK? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.’

So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you’re in a science fiction movie. And whisper, ‘The creature is regenerating itself.

George CarlinBrain Droppings

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If I don’t understand so then what? Are you gonna get upset or try to help me understand?

I tried to be right, that’s part of my problem. I thought i had to be right but not true. It’s ok if you’re right. I am ok with you being right. Now i feel better.

We are adults and equals.
I want to share that. What about you?

My friend stopped by to visit. Asking for cash. I am not an ATM. Are you?

Do you repeatedly help people? Why? Why not.

link to the site, here you go ( ! 🙂


Remember George?

As I age I appreciate his humor more.

This link below is another site on the web so click at your own risk.


Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.

I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow. 

You can’t fight City Hall, but you can