Shoes

My shoes fit. 

Religion is like a pair of shoes…..Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.

George Carlin

Quotes

Remember George?

As I age I appreciate his humor more.

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quotes

Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.

I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow. 

You can’t fight City Hall, but you can